How About Some Anagrams?

 

(Photo via Rock Wildner/NBA Getty Images)

(Photo via Rock Wildner/NBA Getty Images)

The Wolves lost again. SHOCKER, I know. They were demolished on defense by Omri Casspi and Derrick Williams, which is sad. The whole game was sad, really. In fact, you could probably use something to cheer you up.

With that in mind, here are some anagrams for each of the 25 Wolves players to appear this season. Some are hilarious, some are mediocre, but all of them will take your mind off the Wolves terrible play.

Miroslav Raduljica

Jocular Maid Rivals

Sean Kilpatrick

A Stickier Plank

Kirk is Placenta

Irk, Satanic Kelp

Karate Lick Nips

Knit Lice Parkas

Anal Spit-Kicker

Chase Budinger

Herb Guidance

A Inbreed Chugs

Justin Hamilton

Lit Human Joints

No Lush Tit In Jam

Arinze Onuaku

A azure oak nun

Lorenzo Brown

Zero Blown Ron

Adreian Payne

A Pee In A Randy

Kevin Martin

Invert A Mink

Venti Arm Ink

Andrew Wiggins

Wandering Swig

We Dig Warnings

A Swinging Drew

Gnawed Wirings

Corey Brewer

Cry, bee-rower

Rye Beer Crow

Glenn Robinson

Long Boners Inn

No Inborn Glens

Gorgui Dieng

I’d Urge Going

Goring Guide

Zach LaVine

A Zilch Vane

Robbie Hummel

Helium Bomber

Humor Me, Bible

Anthony Bennett

Ban Thy Neon Tent

Nth Ebony Tenant

Gary Neal

Nag Relay

Grey Anal

Angry Ale

Troy Daniels

Solitary End

Oral Density

Oral Destiny

I Dearly Snot

Reality Nods

Shabazz Muhammad

A Dam Sham, Ham Buzz

Mama Had Buzz Sham

Mo Williams

Will Is Ammo

Thaddeus Young

Unsteady Dough

Dude, So Naughty

Day Use Dong Hut

Kevin Garnett

Tin Keg Tavern

Knitten Grave

Vet Ring Taken

Ronny Turiaf

Urinary Font

Furry Nation

Ricky Rubio

I, Your Brick

Nikola Pekovic

Pa, Kick No Olive

Flip Saunders

Painful Dress

I Slap Refunds

Dual Serf Nips

Timberwolves Make it Official, Bringing Kevin Garnett Back to Minnesota

(photo credit: NBA.com)

(photo credit: NBA.com)

Welcome home, KG.

In a swirl of events on the day of the NBA Trade Deadline, the Timberwolves have made it official—Kevin Garnett is coming back to Minnesota.

This morning, I checked my Twitter feed at 5:57 a.m.—because isn’t that what everyone does first thing in the morning—and read several posts about Minnesota negotiating a trade with Brooklyn to bring Garnett back to the team he was drafted by.

Rumors buzzed around the Internet all morning and through the lunch hour, and then, at 1:34 p.m., we got this:

So, there you have it. For better or worse, The Big Ticket will once again don a Timberwolves jersey. According to sources, Minnesota traded forward Thaddeus Young to Brooklyn in exchange for Garnett. The final decision was ultimately up to KG, because he had a no-trade clause written into his contract with the Nets. In an earlier post, ESPN’s Marc Stein wrote the following:

“Garnett has insisted in recent weeks that he is not in the market for an in-season exit from Brooklyn, largely because he does not wish to displace his family ‎in the middle of the season.”

It seems he made an exception  for Flip Saunders and the Wolves, though, as it will offer him a chance to finish out his NBA career with the city he first called home.

Garnett will be returning to play for Saunders, who coached the forward during Minnesota’s only eight playoff appearances (1997-2004). He will also be coached by former teammate Sam Mitchell, whom Garnett has described as “The Great Sam Mitchell” and offers nothing but respect and praise for. Earlier this season, Garnett said the following of the coaching duo:

“It’s refreshing [to see them back together in MN]. I know those are great basketball minds, great basketball IQs, two guys that are really competitive, teaching young guys. I think the league needs more of that […] I thought when the league got rid of a lot of veterans, it took away a lot of dignity and professionalism with it. It’s good to see those guys back.”

(photo credit: SportsCenter.com)

(photo credit: SportsCenter.com)

KG won an MVP during his final season in Minnesota, after leading the Wolves to the Western Conference Finals. Over his time here, he averaged 20.5 points, 11.4 rebounds and 4.5 assists per game. There is no denying the fact that Garnett is aging, though. This season, at 38 years old, the veteran is averaging 6.8 points and 6.8 rebounds per game. So, was this a poor move for Minnesota?

It is certainly a bummer for Wolves fans to say good-bye to Young, who is only 26 years old and more in the prime of his career. Young is currently averaging 14.3 points and 5.1 rebounds per game, which looks much more appealing on paper, but he also has an opt-out clause following this season, and this is not the first time Minny has shopped Young around. In addition, the forward puts a $10 million hit against the Timberwolves’ cap space.

A general trend across social media this afternoon is that most fans are beyond excited to see KG back in the Target Center, but that the trade is really a marketing scheme by the Wolves—after all, nostalgia sells tickets.

So is that all this is? Is this just a “two-month victory lap“?  The Associated Press’ Jon Krawczynski says “no.”

In a radio interview with KFAN, Krawczynski expressed that there really is a plan here to utilize Garnett for the experienced veteran that he is. After all, No. 21 entered the league as a teenager—just like rookies Andrew Wiggins and Zach LaVine did this year.

“Flip really does believe that having Garnett here can really set the stage for Wiggins and these young guys,” Krawcynski said. “[He’s an …] investment in the future of the franchise.”

In addition, the Wolves have made it clear that they are interested in signing Garnett to a two-year extension. As Krawcynski pointed out, “KG is aware the Wolves want to do the extension. No doubt that factored into his decision to waive no-trade.”

There’s no guarantee that Garnett will bring any sort of offensive explosion to the floor—although you can bet that the first dish from Rubio to KG for a slam dunk will blow the doors right off the Target Center. One thing people aren’t acknowledging, though, is the defensive energy Garnett still demonstrates. NBC Sports‘ Aaron Gleeman posted the following:

The Wolves defense has not been anything worth raving about in several seasons, and even this statistic about KG brings a little more upside to the deal.

However you look at it, there are a lot of variables in this trade—there are a lot of things difficult to predict. Will Garnett transition well back to Minnesota? Will he improve the Wolves offense? Will he sign an extension, and for how much? But for now, today, one thing is enough for Minnesota Timberwolves fans:

KG is back in the house.

One Shining Mo-ment; Mo’s 52 Ends Losing Streak

(Thomas J. Russo/USA Today)

(Thomas J. Russo/USA Today)

If there’s a better way to end a 15 game losing streak, I sure can’t think of it.

Making their only visit to Indiana this season, the Wolves struggled in the early going. A combination of sloppy shooting and careless defense meant the Wolves would go to the locker room trailing by six.

Enter Mo Williams. The 12 year vet from Alabama was Mo-lten hot, scoring 52 points on 19-33 shooting, including 6-11 from deep. His 7 assists and 4 rebounds didn’t hurt, either. The 52 points is a franchise single game record, surpassing the previous mark of 51, set by both Corey Brewer and Kevin Love.

Mo didn’t just walk the walk, he talked the talk.

Even with Mo scorching from the floor all game long, the Wolves still needed several breaks. The biggest of which came late in the third, with the Pacers leading by seven. That’s when Pacer big Roy Hibbert bit on a shot fake by Gorgui Dieng. Finding himself out of position, Hibbert decided to pull Dieng down by his shoulder. Dieng hit the ground with a thud, and Hibbert was given a Flagrant 2 and ejected. It may not have been an intentionally dirty play by Hibbert, but it was certainly careless, and Dieng was lucky to come out of the play unscathed.

Without Roy Hibbert, Indiana began to unravel. Minnesota outscored the Pacers in the fourth by a score of 41-26, with 37 of the 41 coming from just three players: Mo Williams (21), Andrew Wiggins (9), and Robbie Hummel (7). The end result was a Minnesota victory – their first victory since December 10th.

Now the skid is over, the Wolves will have a chance to do something  they haven’t done since last season – go on a winning streak. In the meantime, enjoy Mo Williams spitting hot fire.

Kevin Love: Trade-or-Stay Scenario Remains Unclear

The 2014 NBA Draft has come and gone. Many people figured that a transaction involving Kevin Love would be almost certain on Draft Night, and yet the All-Star forward is still very much in Minnesota.

With the summer league games approaching and various other trade rumors floating about the league, what is the latest buzz when it comes to K-Love?

(photo credit: dimemag.com)

(photo credit: dimemag.com)

Golden State out of the Picture?

The Warriors initially looked like a probable trade partner for Minnesota, as the two teams were in discussions about a deal that would involve Kevin Martin and Love in exchange David Lee, Klay Thompson and draft picks from GS. However, the two squads reached a stand still when Golden State decided it was not willing to part with Thompson as part of the deal.

Part of the problem may be this: whatever team acquires Love will take on his contract, which includes runs only through the end of the upcoming season. Should the Warriors—or any other team—grab Love for 2014, they would want some sort of reassurance that the forward will not walk after one season anyway. ESPN said the following:

“Any team that trades for Love […] will need assurances that the 25-year-old is prepared to stay there for the long term. Love’s intent to become an unrestricted free agent in July 2015 is the reason Minnesota has been forced to consider trading him and makes it highly unlikely any potential suitor would offer anything of value to the Wolves without assurances Love wants to sign a new contract with them.”

 

Other Big Names Affecting the Trade Scene

One thing is for sure: Love is not the only big name looking for a new deal and a possible new home. When the news surfaced that LeBron James would exercise his early-termination option, Love found himself no longer the headline on the SportsCenter sidebar. While many feel that James will ultimately end up re-signing with Miami, that doesn’t stop the slew of teams from offering deals and hoping to land the star. Some of the squads—Houston, LA, Chicago—have also been mentioned as prospective teams for Love, and it seems likely that conversation with him will be on hold until it becomes clear where James will end up. 

Carmelo Anthony is also looking to leave his current roster. The forward averaged 27 PPG for New York last season, and he is certainly a hot ticket item as well. Although Love and Anthony play different spots, it seems more probable that a team will make the run for a LeBron/Anthony deal rather than a Love/Anthony deal. In addition, the number of franchises who could afford to add more than one of these names to their roster is incredibly low.

And, just to add one more complication into the mix, it was reported today that Houston is offering a four-year, $88-million deal to Miami Center Chris Bosh.  Bosh’s decision will certainly affect James’ (or vice versa), and I have a feeling that things will start falling into place very quickly when the 2014-2015 Heat roster is established.

One interesting option here would be Love and James playing together. Although it may seem a bit far-fetched, NBA fans can’t dismiss this idea completely. According to Fox Sports, “if James chooses to leave Miami and return to Cleveland, the Cavs still feel they can obtain […] Love in a trade if need be.”

Until James and Co. makes the call, Love will either have to settle for a city not in the hunt for LeBron, or be patient—not something he holds a strong record with.

 

 

 

 

Offseason Update #1

The last time you heard from Timberpups, you were reading a recap of the final Minnesota Timberwolves game of the season. Remember? No? Ok, well they lost. It sent most of us into a dark place, mentally. Pair the post-season depression with other obligations and you’ll get an inactive blog. However, the show must go on.

There’s been a lot that’s happened since the end of the season, so the review will come over the next few weeks. Let’s do a quick rundown.

Record: 40-42. Third in the Northwest Division, 10th in the Western Conference — the second best team in the West that didn’t make the postseason [Phoenix Suns finished in the 9th spot out West].

Rick Adelman Retires. The moment many had been waiting for came into fruition just shortly after the season ended. Adelman leaves behind a legacy that will go somewhat unfulfilled. Although his motion-based offensive system has left remnants scattered about schemes all around the league, Adelman was never able to achieve the ultimate goal; he is not an NBA Champion, but don’t let that take away from any of Adelman’s achievements. And there are many.

I wrote some words about Adelman’s final season on an NBA sideline, and how the Wolves didn’t exactly give him a ride out of town on a horseback into the glorious sunset. Read them by clicking this link.

 

The Wolves need a new coach. Names such Fred Hoiberg, Kevin Ollie, Tom Izzo, Billy Donovan, among others, have all surfaced as potential candidates. Look for more coverage from Timberpups on the search and hiring process, soon.

It should be noted that Flip Saunders has been mentioned, in some circles, as someone that may coach the Wolves next season. It’s known that team owner Glen Taylor doesn’t want this to happen. I don’t believe it will, but as each day passes I worry more and more that Flip will ultimately be coaching the Wolves next season. I’d give those odds about 10 percent, right now.

 

More to come from Timberpups.

-zb

Game Recap: Wolves-Pacers (But really, it’s way more than that)

 

I may speak for many other Wolves fans — but by no means do my opinions represent the thoughts of the entire fanbase — when I say that I’m pretty much over the, “Kevin Love is going to eventually go elsewhere, so the Wolves better just sell him while they can still get something of value,” baseless thought process. Most of the time, because of the tireless narratives, it’s the ignorant, and oblivious, fans of the Los Angeles Lakers that are responsible for these warrantless rumors. Yesterday morning, Love was quoted in GQ saying something that allowed those who share my opinion to exhale — for the time being.

“People think it’s so far-fetched that I would stay in Minnesota,” Love said. “And I’m not shitting on the Lakers, but we have the better team, the better foundation. I’m having fun.”

Yesterday, I tweeted out a picture of the Wolves upcoming 10 games. This is that picture.

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The Wolves, with trade rumors and Love drama swirling about the twitter verse, just need to keep things together if they hope to start, and complete, an improbable – post All-Star break – run into the postseason. If they were going to whether to storm last night’s game against Indiana, at home, would be a nice place to start.

The Pacers entered the Target Center last night as an overwhelming favorite, tied in the loss column with the Oklahoma City Thunder, and fighting to keep the NBA’s best record. As we know, the Wolves are still scrambling to come up with an identity. The game tipped-off with less than 24 hours remaining until the trade deadline. Rick Adelman rolled out Ricky Rubio, Chase Budinger (part of a rumor that would package him and J.J. Barea and send them to the Memphis Grizzlies), Corey Brewer, Kevin Love, and Ronnie Turiaf to matchup with George Hill, Lance Stephenson, Paul George, David West, and Roy Hibbert.

First Half

Typically, the Pacers rugged, slow-paced grindhouse style of basketball compensates for mistakes made on the offensive end. However, Indiana turned the ball over eight times in the first 12 minutes and the Wolves took advantage by getting up-the-floor in transition en route to eight fastbreak points. Love made three, of four, three point attempts and scored 12 points in the frame and the Wolves led the Pacers by 12; 30-18.

Wolves bench players; Barea, Alexey Shved, Luc Mbah a Moute, Dante Cunningham and Gorgui Dieng, didn’t necessarily need to gain ground, but were going to need to withstand a veteran Pacers second-unit to withhold the early lead while Love and the starters rested — this would be a theme throughout the game.

Barea, Cunningham and Shved accounted for 14 of 22 second quarter points (Love tacked on eight) and Mbah a Moute played stifling defense against Lance Stephenson to help hold Indiana to only 21 second-quarter points. Both squads had 24 points in the paint, the Pacers held the advantage in second-chance points (6-2) but the fastbreak continued to be the difference; Rubio, Brewer, but mainly Love’s outlet passing, gave the Wolves a 12 to 2 advantage in fastbreak points. At halftime the scoreboard read, 52-39, in favor of the Pups. 

Second Half

Any fan in attendance yesterday could justify paying face value for a ticket, even if they only caught the third-quarter. Love and George, each team’s superstar, went shot-for-shot – basket-for-basket- as both played all 12 minutes — the two each scored 18 points. There are some who say Love is less of a superstar than he is a stat-sheet stuffer; a good player on a bad team with an opportunity to do most of the heavy lifting. It’s quarters like this one that prove otherwise.

Through three Love had 37 and the Wolves led the Pacers by 10, 82-72, but, because of the things we’ve seen happen during the final quarter — no lead is safe, ever. Yet, to the relief of fans – and bloggers – alike, there was no tragic fourth-quarter collapse. Pacers coach Frank Vogel waived the proverbial white flag with around three minutes to play. The Wolves won a game they weren’t expected, and weren’t supposed, to win — keeping that sliver of hope for a postseason appearance intact.

 

 

This is the type of crap that allows unfounded rumors to exist. If you don’t know Peter Vecsey, well, neither do I — he’s a guy I, and many others, follow on Twitter — but never had I thought of him as a media member. He would continue.

 

 

This is the first time I’ve ever seen Vecsey do anything like this, or it’s the first time I’ve ever noticed — either way, it’s garbage. Vecsey was soon debunked by Flip Saunders.

For now, the season isn’t a complete loss — nor is there reason to give up hope completely. Wolves beat the Pacers, the NBA’s best team, on national television. Love, without the aid of Kevin Martin or Nikola Pekovic, led the Wolves over the Pacers in front of a national televised audience. You’re reading that correctly, so — are the pieces in place around K-Love not good enough? I doubt it. They just haven’t gotten it done, some blame the players — some point to the coaching — but health has been the issue.

Earlier this season Turiaf went down to an elbow injury, Rick Adelman then went and played Pekovic more minutes than Pek had ever played before. Eventually, the Wolves 295 pound center would succomb to an injury of his own. It’s unfortunate timing, really. Martin will be evaluated tomorrow and is traveling with the team on the upcoming five-game road trip. We don’t know when Pekovic will be back, he missed 20 games last season and it’s likely he won’t be back for another week or so. I will notice that the previous sentence is speculation, not an accurate report.

— The 2:00PM CST trade deadline came and left without the Wolves making any moves. Rumored players on their way out the door, Barea, Budinger and – as always – Love — they’re all still here. Earlier today Wolves PR gave us more about Love and what he thinks about all of this, turns out he’s tired of it too.

 

Here’s that picture again.

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The Trail Blazers will be without LaMarcus Aldridge until early next week, so Saturday’s matchup in Portland is toss-up. The Phoenix Suns, Detroit Pistons, and Toronto Raptors are the difficult games during this stretch, while the Sacramento Kings, Denver Nuggets, New York Knicks and Milwaukee Bucks are all reeling at this point in the season.

The Wolves will need to keep winning in order to keep bad press away, last night’s win against the Pacers was a good, though unexpected, place to start.

 

 

zb

Without Martin, Pekovic, Timberwolves Fall to Houston Rockets

Monday night’s homestead was a game of runs. Unfortunately for the Timberwolves, they came up on the wrong side in the fourth quarter, and they watched Houston pull away with the 107-89 win.  Wolves starters Nikola Pekovic (ankle) and Kevin Martin (finger) viewed the loss from the sidelines–Minnesota felt their absence in a very big way. Head coach Rick Adelman also missed the game due to personal reasons, and assistant coach Terry Porter stood in at the helm.  Kevin Love played through an upper thigh contusion and tried to carry the team with 31 points and 10 rebounds. Chase Budinger followed with 15 points and seven rebounds.

The first few minutes looked a bit rough as the Rockets went on a 19-8 run. However, the Wolves found their groove and fought back, going on a 6-0 run of their own that was highlighted with a nice JJ Barea layup. The two teams battled back and forth for most of the game, but a “W” just wasn’t in the cards against the 35-17 Rockets.

Houston is a challenging opponent on any night, plain and simple. For Minnesota, facing the team with a less-than-complete roster made the task even more difficult. The Rockets have now won six games in row, led primarily by James Harden and Dwight Howard–the duo is averaging 23.6 and 18.8 PPG, respectively. The Wolves stayed with them for the remainder of the game, though, holding on for the first three quarters. Minnesota struggled a bit to defend in the first half, allowing the Rockets to put 67 points on the board. Porter addressed the issue during halftime and the Timberwolves held Houston to 40 points in the second half. But although their defense improved, Minny just couldn’t get shots to drop.

“I thought our guys had great effort tonight,” said Porter post game. “… Unfortunately for us, we just couldn’t make shots.”

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The Wolves lessened the deficit to just four points to end the third, trailing 82-78.  Unfortunately for Minnesota, everything fell apart in the final period. No starters were on the floor to start the fourth quarter, and Houston went on an 11-0 run  as Wolves players missed shots left and right.  Alexey Shved had 11 points off the bench and made a significant impact earlier in the game, but the guard made several poor passes in the fourth and committed three turnovers. Howard proved a nagging force against Minnesota, blocking three shots and grabbing 11 defensive rebounds.  Ronny Turiaf started in Pek’s absence, and he just wasn’t an even matchup against Howard. Turiaf tallied 10 rebounds on the night, but he scored only two points in 30 minutes of play. Gorgui Dieng played 11 minutes to give Turiaf a break, and he failed to make a single bucket.

Porter called a timeout and adjusted the lineup at the 8:55 mark, but Minnesota couldn’t regain its footing. Timberwolves fans watched Houston pull away with the win. In the end, the Wolves scored just 11 points in Q4, dropping their shooting percentage of the night to 35.6 (24 percent from the three-point line).

Monday night’s loss brought the Timberwolves record to 24-28, and the team falls to No. 11 in the Western Conference standings. They will have to pull things together in a hurry if they hope to making the playoffs. Minnesota will remain at home to play Denver Wednesday night before enjoying a week off for the All-Star break.  Following the break, the Wolves’ next game will be Feb. 19 against the No. 1 Indiana Pacers.

“We’ve just got to keep pushing,” Turiaf said. “Regardless of if we feel it or not, we got to keep pushing. And that’s what basketball is about. You have tough stretches like that, you give in or you just keep your head above water… WE know at the end of the day, things need to turn around eventually.”

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Timberwolves Play of the Game: 

With 6:19 remaining in the second quarter, Alexey Shved drove down the lane and came up with a monster dunk over Terrence Jones.

You can view the play here.